annoyingbloqqer:

"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"

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sassyvause:

The OITNB fandom waiting for season 3

Artist: Arctic Monkeys
Album: AM
Track: R U Mine?
Plays: 94,723

songforeveryday:

Arctic Monkeys | R U Mine?

oxy-kitten:

Goals

(Source: bullet-fuzz)

cakesmashing:

flower fairies, peony & iris

anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

nekoabbzi:

rachelisaflameprincess:

bendydicks:

considerthishippie:

Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.

oh

i was not prepared for that

I just gasped like I wasn’t ready for that at all

waffledemort:

kawaiiapocalypse:

itsaverypotteeeersenioryear:

deeeeeeeeeeeeetitsaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

was this really worth sticking your head in a toilet

TO THE MINISTRY!

oh my fucking god

the harry potter fandom never dies. 

lieutenantstilinski:

edenidoigo:

whalegod:

tell me a secret

One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.

I can’t breathe

I mean, I hope you’re happy,
But the sky is still the sky without you,
And I’m not surprised by that anymore.
Caitlyn Siehl, from This is Not a Love Poem (via alonesomes)

(Source: pukesplatter)

golden-haired-prince:

anunexpectedhotdwarf:

royal-nephews:

The Hobbit AU: The company realizes everything Thorin does is a really bad idea

and then they make Fili their king instead. Everything works out perfectly. Everyone survives. The end.

and we call it:

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I need this to happen like I need air to breathe.

(Source: erics-idle)

Russell Brand: How To Combat The Bias Distorting ALL Mainstream Media

(Source: idontcareimjustinspired)

carrotsforferrets:

diamante-envenenado:

Scott Pilgrim’s actors

HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE THIS IS PERFect

(Source: maorisakai)